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when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation


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i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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Helga was thirsty as fuck. [Video]

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“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

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is michelle obama real

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welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

faces aren’t the only new things I’m seeing

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if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

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